sometimes i feel like a great chef
who has devoted his entire life
to monastic study of the art of cooking
& gathered the finest ingredients
& built the most advanced kitchen
& prepared the most exquisite meal
so perfect, so delicious, so extraordinary
more astounding than any meal ever created
yet each day i stand in my window
& watch ninety-seven percent of the world
walk past my restaurant
into the mcdonald's
across the street

— Poem from oPtion$: The Secret of Steve Jobs by Fake Steve Jobs

Id just like to point out that Kevin Fox knew who Fake Steve was before The New York Times but did the right thing and kept FSJ's identity a secret.

Whilst i spent my weekend doing things that weren't dependent on the internets, i completely missed that (my favourite rapper blog) The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs' author has been revealed as a senior editor at Forbes magazine.

Also? FSJ: Damn, I am so busted, yo.